The Better Marriage Blanket was designed for all couples, who want to live happily ever after without embarrassing sounds and odors. The blanket is able to absorb flatulence thanks to its material that contains activated carbon. The same material of this health gadget is used by the military to protect against chemical attacks, so you can be sure that even the smelliest farts will be absorbed quickly and effectively. The manufacturer claims that the Better Marriage Blanket can become a great gift for newly married and experienced couples.
So the next time when you and your partner enjoy baked beans and cabbage salad, make sure you make love on the right blanket. And you will no longer feel guilty about breaking wind in the wrong time and place.